[Verse 1]
A# Gm
Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
Eb A#
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
A# Gm
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
Eb F
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World
A# Gm
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
Eb
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
A# Gm
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
Eb F
for the past eleven days
[Chorus]
A# Gm
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Eb A#
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
A# Gm
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Eb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Eb A#
I hate that stupid game
[Verse 2]
A# Gm
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
Eb F
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
A# Gm
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
Eb F
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
F A#
With level 450 cooking
F Gm
and level 450 fishing
A# Gm
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
Eb F
but you haven’t showered in a week
A# Gm
you’ve been running around a made up town
Gm F
for at least a thousand days
[Chorus]
A# Gm
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Eb A#
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
A# Gm
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Eb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Eb A#
I hate that stupid game
[Bridge]
A#
What happened to you honey
Gm
you’ve hit a new low
A#
all the gold you farm in your game
Gm
couldn’t buy me a rose
A#
but baby I am telling you
Gm
I’ll quit after tonight
Eb
after tonight
[Chorus]
A# Gm
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Eb A#
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
A# Gm
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Eb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Eb A#
I hate that stupid game