[Verse 1]
F# D#m
Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
Cb F#
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
F# D#m
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
Cb C#
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World
F# D#m
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
Cb
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
F# D#m
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
Cb C#
for the past eleven days
[Chorus]
F# D#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Cb F#
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
F# D#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Cb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Cb F#
I hate that stupid game
[Verse 2]
F# D#m
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
Cb C#
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
F# D#m
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
Cb C#
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
C# F#
With level 450 cooking
C# D#m
and level 450 fishing
F# D#m
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
Cb C#
but you haven’t showered in a week
F# D#m
you’ve been running around a made up town
D#m C#
for at least a thousand days
[Chorus]
F# D#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Cb F#
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
F# D#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Cb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Cb F#
I hate that stupid game
[Bridge]
F#
What happened to you honey
D#m
you’ve hit a new low
F#
all the gold you farm in your game
D#m
couldn’t buy me a rose
F#
but baby I am telling you
D#m
I’ll quit after tonight
Cb
after tonight
[Chorus]
F# D#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Cb F#
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
F# D#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Cb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Cb F#
I hate that stupid game