[Verse 1]
C# A#m
Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
Gb C#
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
C# A#m
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
Gb G#
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World
C# A#m
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
Gb
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
C# A#m
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
Gb G#
for the past eleven days
[Chorus]
C# A#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Gb C#
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
C# A#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Gb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Gb C#
I hate that stupid game
[Verse 2]
C# A#m
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
Gb G#
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
C# A#m
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
Gb G#
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
G# C#
With level 450 cooking
G# A#m
and level 450 fishing
C# A#m
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
Gb G#
but you haven’t showered in a week
C# A#m
you’ve been running around a made up town
A#m G#
for at least a thousand days
[Chorus]
C# A#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Gb C#
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
C# A#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Gb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Gb C#
I hate that stupid game
[Bridge]
C#
What happened to you honey
A#m
you’ve hit a new low
C#
all the gold you farm in your game
A#m
couldn’t buy me a rose
C#
but baby I am telling you
A#m
I’ll quit after tonight
Gb
after tonight
[Chorus]
C# A#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Gb C#
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
C# A#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Gb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Gb C#
I hate that stupid game