[Verse 1]
D# Cm
Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
Ab D#
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
D# Cm
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
Ab A#
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World
D# Cm
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
Ab
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
D# Cm
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
Ab A#
for the past eleven days
[Chorus]
D# Cm
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Ab D#
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
D# Cm
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Ab
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Ab D#
I hate that stupid game
[Verse 2]
D# Cm
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
Ab A#
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
D# Cm
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
Ab A#
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
A# D#
With level 450 cooking
A# Cm
and level 450 fishing
D# Cm
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
Ab A#
but you haven’t showered in a week
D# Cm
you’ve been running around a made up town
Cm A#
for at least a thousand days
[Chorus]
D# Cm
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Ab D#
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
D# Cm
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Ab
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Ab D#
I hate that stupid game
[Bridge]
D#
What happened to you honey
Cm
you’ve hit a new low
D#
all the gold you farm in your game
Cm
couldn’t buy me a rose
D#
but baby I am telling you
Cm
I’ll quit after tonight
Ab
after tonight
[Chorus]
D# Cm
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Ab D#
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
D# Cm
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Ab
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Ab D#
I hate that stupid game