[Verse 1]
D Bm
Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
G D
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
D Bm
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
G A
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World
D Bm
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
G
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
D Bm
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
G A
for the past eleven days
[Chorus]
D Bm
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
G D
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
D Bm
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
G
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
G D
I hate that stupid game
[Verse 2]
D Bm
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
G A
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
D Bm
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
G A
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
A D
With level 450 cooking
A Bm
and level 450 fishing
D Bm
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
G A
but you haven’t showered in a week
D Bm
you’ve been running around a made up town
Bm A
for at least a thousand days
[Chorus]
D Bm
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
G D
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
D Bm
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
G
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
G D
I hate that stupid game
[Bridge]
D
What happened to you honey
Bm
you’ve hit a new low
D
all the gold you farm in your game
Bm
couldn’t buy me a rose
D
but baby I am telling you
Bm
I’ll quit after tonight
G
after tonight
[Chorus]
D Bm
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
G D
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
D Bm
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
G
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
G D
I hate that stupid game