[Verse 1]
G Em
Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
C G
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
G Em
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
C D
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World
G Em
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
C
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
G Em
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
C D
for the past eleven days
[Chorus]
G Em
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
C G
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
G Em
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
C
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
C G
I hate that stupid game
[Verse 2]
G Em
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
C D
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
G Em
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
C D
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
D G
With level 450 cooking
D Em
and level 450 fishing
G Em
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
C D
but you haven’t showered in a week
G Em
you’ve been running around a made up town
Em D
for at least a thousand days
[Chorus]
G Em
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
C G
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
G Em
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
C
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
C G
I hate that stupid game
[Bridge]
G
What happened to you honey
Em
you’ve hit a new low
G
all the gold you farm in your game
Em
couldn’t buy me a rose
G
but baby I am telling you
Em
I’ll quit after tonight
C
after tonight
[Chorus]
G Em
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
C G
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
G Em
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
C
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
C G
I hate that stupid game