[Verse 1]
E C#m
Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
A E
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
E C#m
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
A B
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World
E C#m
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
A
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
E C#m
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
A B
for the past eleven days
[Chorus]
E C#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
A E
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
E C#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
A
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
A E
I hate that stupid game
[Verse 2]
E C#m
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
A B
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
E C#m
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
A B
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
B E
With level 450 cooking
B C#m
and level 450 fishing
E C#m
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
A B
but you haven’t showered in a week
E C#m
you’ve been running around a made up town
C#m B
for at least a thousand days
[Chorus]
E C#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
A E
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
E C#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
A
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
A E
I hate that stupid game
[Bridge]
E
What happened to you honey
C#m
you’ve hit a new low
E
all the gold you farm in your game
C#m
couldn’t buy me a rose
E
but baby I am telling you
C#m
I’ll quit after tonight
A
after tonight
[Chorus]
E C#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
A E
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
E C#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
A
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
A E
I hate that stupid game