[Verse 1]
C Am
Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
F C
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
C Am
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
F G
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World
C Am
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
F
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
C Am
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
F G
for the past eleven days
[Chorus]
C Am
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
F C
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
C Am
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
F
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
F C
I hate that stupid game
[Verse 2]
C Am
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
F G
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
C Am
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
F G
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
G C
With level 450 cooking
G Am
and level 450 fishing
C Am
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
F G
but you haven’t showered in a week
C Am
you’ve been running around a made up town
Am G
for at least a thousand days
[Chorus]
C Am
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
F C
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
C Am
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
F
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
F C
I hate that stupid game
[Bridge]
C
What happened to you honey
Am
you’ve hit a new low
C
all the gold you farm in your game
Am
couldn’t buy me a rose
C
but baby I am telling you
Am
I’ll quit after tonight
F
after tonight
[Chorus]
C Am
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
F C
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
C Am
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
F
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
F C
I hate that stupid game