Verse
A#m
I've created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
F F# F
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
A#m
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you
F F# F
C# little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
A#m
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
F F# F
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
A#m
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
F F# F
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
[Verse 2]
A#m
You waited this long, now stop debating
F F# F
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
A#m
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
F F# F
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
A#m
So the ACC won't let me be
F F# F
Or let me be me, so let me see
A#m
They try to shut me down on MTV
F F# F
But it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 3]
A#m
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
F F# F
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
A#m
And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
F F# F
I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie!
[Chorus 1]
A#m
Now this looks like a job for me
F F#
So everybody, just follow me
A#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
F F#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
F A#m
I said this looks like a job for me
F F#
So everybody, just follow me
A#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
F F# F
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 4]
A#m
Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
F F# F
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
A#m
They start feelin' like prisoners helpless
F F# F
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, bitch!
A#m
C# visionary, vision of scary
F F# F
Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
A#m
C# rebel, so just let me revel and bask
F F# F
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
[Verse 5]
A#m
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
F
For you to see so damn much of my ass
F# F
You asked for me?
A#m
Well I'm back
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
F F# F
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
A#m
Enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter
F F# F
The center of attention, back for the winter
A#m
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
F F# F
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
[Verse 6]
A#m
Testing, attention please
F F# F
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
A#m
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
F F# F
C# nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
[Chorus 2]
A#m
Now this looks like a job for me
F F#
So everybody, just follow me
A#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
F F#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
F A#m
I said this looks like a job for me
F F#
So everybody, just follow me
A#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
F F# F
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 7]
A#m
A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with
F F# F
Anybody who's talking this shit that shit
A#m
Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked
F F# F
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
A#m
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
F F# F
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me
A#m
You don't know me, you're too old let go
F F# F
It's over, nobody listen to techno
[Verse 8]
A#m
Now let's go just gimme the signal
F F# F
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
A#m
I been dope suspenseful with a pencil
F F# F
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
A#m
But sometimes the shit just seems
F F# F
Everybody only wants to discuss me
A#m
So this must mean I'm disgusting
F F# F
But it's just me I'm just obscene
[Verse 9]
A#m
No I'm not the first king of controversy
F F# F
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
A#m
To do black music so selfishly
F F# F
And used it to get myself wealthy
A#m
There's a concept that works
F F# F
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
A#m
But no matter how many fish in the sea
F F# F
It'll be so empty without me
[Chorus 3]
A#m
Now this looks like a job for me
F F#
So everybody, just follow me
A#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
F F#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
F A#m
I said this looks like a job for me
F F#
So everybody, just follow me
A#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
F F# F
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Outro]
A#m
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
F F# F A#m
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la Kids
A#m F F# F x4