Verse
Dm
I've created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
A A# A
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Dm
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you
A A# A
F little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Dm
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
A A# A
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
Dm
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
A A# A
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
[Verse 2]
Dm
You waited this long, now stop debating
A A# A
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
Dm
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
A A# A
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
Dm
So the C#CC won't let me be
A A# A
Or let me be me, so let me see
Dm
They try to shut me down on MTV
A A# A
But it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 3]
Dm
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
A A# A
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
Dm
And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
A A# A
I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie!
[Chorus 1]
Dm
Now this looks like a job for me
A A#
So everybody, just follow me
Dm
Cause we need a little, controversy
A A#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
A Dm
I said this looks like a job for me
A A#
So everybody, just follow me
Dm
Cause we need a little, controversy
A A# A
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 4]
Dm
Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
A A# A
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
Dm
They start feelin' like prisoners helpless
A A# A
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, bitch!
Dm
F visionary, vision of scary
A A# A
Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
Dm
F rebel, so just let me revel and bask
A A# A
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
[Verse 5]
Dm
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
A
For you to see so damn much of my ass
A# A
You asked for me?
Dm
Well I'm back
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
A A# A
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
Dm
Enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter
A A# A
The center of attention, back for the winter
Dm
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
A A# A
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
[Verse 6]
Dm
Testing, attention please
A A# A
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Dm
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A A# A
F nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
[Chorus 2]
Dm
Now this looks like a job for me
A A#
So everybody, just follow me
Dm
Cause we need a little, controversy
A A#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
A Dm
I said this looks like a job for me
A A#
So everybody, just follow me
Dm
Cause we need a little, controversy
A A# A
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 7]
Dm
A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with
A A# A
Anybody who's talking this shit that shit
Dm
Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked
A A# A
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
Dm
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
A A# A
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me
Dm
You don't know me, you're too old let go
A A# A
It's over, nobody listen to techno
[Verse 8]
Dm
Now let's go just gimme the signal
A A# A
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
Dm
I been dope suspenseful with a pencil
A A# A
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
Dm
But sometimes the shit just seems
A A# A
Everybody only wants to discuss me
Dm
So this must mean I'm disgusting
A A# A
But it's just me I'm just obscene
[Verse 9]
Dm
No I'm not the first king of controversy
A A# A
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
Dm
To do black music so selfishly
A A# A
And used it to get myself wealthy
Dm
There's a concept that works
A A# A
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
Dm
But no matter how many fish in the sea
A A# A
It'll be so empty without me
[Chorus 3]
Dm
Now this looks like a job for me
A A#
So everybody, just follow me
Dm
Cause we need a little, controversy
A A#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
A Dm
I said this looks like a job for me
A A#
So everybody, just follow me
Dm
Cause we need a little, controversy
A A# A
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Outro]
Dm
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A A# A Dm
La la la la la
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Dm A A# A x4