Verse
Cm
I've created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
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They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Cm
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you
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D# little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Cm
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
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Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
Cm
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
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When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
[Verse 2]
Cm
You waited this long, now stop debating
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Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
Cm
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
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But your husband's heart problem's complicating
Cm
So the BCC won't let me be
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Or let me be me, so let me see
Cm
They try to shut me down on MTV
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But it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 3]
Cm
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
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Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
Cm
And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
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I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie!
[Chorus 1]
Cm
Now this looks like a job for me
G G#
So everybody, just follow me
Cm
Cause we need a little, controversy
G G#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
G Cm
I said this looks like a job for me
G G#
So everybody, just follow me
Cm
Cause we need a little, controversy
G G# G
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 4]
Cm
Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
G G# G
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
Cm
They start feelin' like prisoners helpless
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Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, bitch!
Cm
D# visionary, vision of scary
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Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
Cm
D# rebel, so just let me revel and bask
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In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
[Verse 5]
Cm
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
G
For you to see so damn much of my ass
G# G
You asked for me?
Cm
Well I'm back
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
G G# G
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
Cm
Enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter
G G# G
The center of attention, back for the winter
Cm
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
G G# G
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
[Verse 6]
Cm
Testing, attention please
G G# G
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Cm
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
G G# G
D# nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
[Chorus 2]
Cm
Now this looks like a job for me
G G#
So everybody, just follow me
Cm
Cause we need a little, controversy
G G#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
G Cm
I said this looks like a job for me
G G#
So everybody, just follow me
Cm
Cause we need a little, controversy
G G# G
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 7]
Cm
A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with
G G# G
Anybody who's talking this shit that shit
Cm
Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked
G G# G
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
Cm
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
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You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me
Cm
You don't know me, you're too old let go
G G# G
It's over, nobody listen to techno
[Verse 8]
Cm
Now let's go just gimme the signal
G G# G
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
Cm
I been dope suspenseful with a pencil
G G# G
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
Cm
But sometimes the shit just seems
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Everybody only wants to discuss me
Cm
So this must mean I'm disgusting
G G# G
But it's just me I'm just obscene
[Verse 9]
Cm
No I'm not the first king of controversy
G G# G
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
Cm
To do black music so selfishly
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And used it to get myself wealthy
Cm
There's a concept that works
G G# G
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
Cm
But no matter how many fish in the sea
G G# G
It'll be so empty without me
[Chorus 3]
Cm
Now this looks like a job for me
G G#
So everybody, just follow me
Cm
Cause we need a little, controversy
G G#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
G Cm
I said this looks like a job for me
G G#
So everybody, just follow me
Cm
Cause we need a little, controversy
G G# G
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Outro]
Cm
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