Verse
Gm
I've created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
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They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Gm
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you
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A# little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Gm
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
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Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
Gm
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
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When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
[Verse 2]
Gm
You waited this long, now stop debating
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Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
Gm
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
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But your husband's heart problem's complicating
Gm
So the F#CC won't let me be
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Or let me be me, so let me see
Gm
They try to shut me down on MTV
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But it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 3]
Gm
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
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Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
Gm
And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
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I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie!
[Chorus 1]
Gm
Now this looks like a job for me
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So everybody, just follow me
Gm
Cause we need a little, controversy
D D#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
D Gm
I said this looks like a job for me
D D#
So everybody, just follow me
Gm
Cause we need a little, controversy
D D# D
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 4]
Gm
Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
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Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
Gm
They start feelin' like prisoners helpless
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Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, bitch!
Gm
A# visionary, vision of scary
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Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
Gm
A# rebel, so just let me revel and bask
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In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
[Verse 5]
Gm
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
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For you to see so damn much of my ass
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You asked for me?
Gm
Well I'm back
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
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Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
Gm
Enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter
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The center of attention, back for the winter
Gm
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
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Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
[Verse 6]
Gm
Testing, attention please
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Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Gm
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
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A# nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
[Chorus 2]
Gm
Now this looks like a job for me
D D#
So everybody, just follow me
Gm
Cause we need a little, controversy
D D#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
D Gm
I said this looks like a job for me
D D#
So everybody, just follow me
Gm
Cause we need a little, controversy
D D# D
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 7]
Gm
A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with
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Anybody who's talking this shit that shit
Gm
Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked
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Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
Gm
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
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You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me
Gm
You don't know me, you're too old let go
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It's over, nobody listen to techno
[Verse 8]
Gm
Now let's go just gimme the signal
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I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
Gm
I been dope suspenseful with a pencil
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Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
Gm
But sometimes the shit just seems
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Everybody only wants to discuss me
Gm
So this must mean I'm disgusting
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But it's just me I'm just obscene
[Verse 9]
Gm
No I'm not the first king of controversy
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I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
Gm
To do black music so selfishly
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And used it to get myself wealthy
Gm
There's a concept that works
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Twenty million other white rappers emerge
Gm
But no matter how many fish in the sea
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It'll be so empty without me
[Chorus 3]
Gm
Now this looks like a job for me
D D#
So everybody, just follow me
Gm
Cause we need a little, controversy
D D#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
D Gm
I said this looks like a job for me
D D#
So everybody, just follow me
Gm
Cause we need a little, controversy
D D# D
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Outro]
Gm
La la la la la
La la la la la
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La la la la la
D D# D Gm
La la la la la
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La la la la la Kids
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