Verse
D#m
I've created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
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They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
D#m
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you
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F# little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
D#m
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
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Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
D#m
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
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When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
[Verse 2]
D#m
You waited this long, now stop debating
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Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
D#m
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
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But your husband's heart problem's complicating
D#m
So the DCC won't let me be
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Or let me be me, so let me see
D#m
They try to shut me down on MTV
A# B A#
But it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 3]
D#m
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
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Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
D#m
And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
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I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie!
[Chorus 1]
D#m
Now this looks like a job for me
A# B
So everybody, just follow me
D#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
A# B
Cause it feels so empty, without me
A# D#m
I said this looks like a job for me
A# B
So everybody, just follow me
D#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
A# B A#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 4]
D#m
Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
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Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
D#m
They start feelin' like prisoners helpless
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Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, bitch!
D#m
F# visionary, vision of scary
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Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
D#m
F# rebel, so just let me revel and bask
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In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
[Verse 5]
D#m
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
A#
For you to see so damn much of my ass
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You asked for me?
D#m
Well I'm back
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
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Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
D#m
Enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter
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The center of attention, back for the winter
D#m
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
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Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
[Verse 6]
D#m
Testing, attention please
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Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
D#m
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
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F# nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
[Chorus 2]
D#m
Now this looks like a job for me
A# B
So everybody, just follow me
D#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
A# B
Cause it feels so empty, without me
A# D#m
I said this looks like a job for me
A# B
So everybody, just follow me
D#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
A# B A#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 7]
D#m
A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with
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Anybody who's talking this shit that shit
D#m
Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked
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Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
D#m
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
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You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me
D#m
You don't know me, you're too old let go
A# B A#
It's over, nobody listen to techno
[Verse 8]
D#m
Now let's go just gimme the signal
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I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
D#m
I been dope suspenseful with a pencil
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Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
D#m
But sometimes the shit just seems
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Everybody only wants to discuss me
D#m
So this must mean I'm disgusting
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But it's just me I'm just obscene
[Verse 9]
D#m
No I'm not the first king of controversy
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I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
D#m
To do black music so selfishly
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And used it to get myself wealthy
D#m
There's a concept that works
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Twenty million other white rappers emerge
D#m
But no matter how many fish in the sea
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It'll be so empty without me
[Chorus 3]
D#m
Now this looks like a job for me
A# B
So everybody, just follow me
D#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
A# B
Cause it feels so empty, without me
A# D#m
I said this looks like a job for me
A# B
So everybody, just follow me
D#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
A# B A#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Outro]
D#m
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
A# B A# D#m
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la Kids
D#m A# B A# x4