Verse
Fm
I've created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
C C# C
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Fm
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you
C C# C
G# little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Fm
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
C C# C
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
Fm
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
C C# C
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
[Verse 2]
Fm
You waited this long, now stop debating
C C# C
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
Fm
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
C C# C
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
Fm
So the ECC won't let me be
C C# C
Or let me be me, so let me see
Fm
They try to shut me down on MTV
C C# C
But it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 3]
Fm
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
C C# C
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
Fm
And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
C C# C
I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie!
[Chorus 1]
Fm
Now this looks like a job for me
C C#
So everybody, just follow me
Fm
Cause we need a little, controversy
C C#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
C Fm
I said this looks like a job for me
C C#
So everybody, just follow me
Fm
Cause we need a little, controversy
C C# C
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 4]
Fm
Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
C C# C
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
Fm
They start feelin' like prisoners helpless
C C# C
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, bitch!
Fm
G# visionary, vision of scary
C C# C
Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
Fm
G# rebel, so just let me revel and bask
C C# C
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
[Verse 5]
Fm
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
C
For you to see so damn much of my ass
C# C
You asked for me?
Fm
Well I'm back
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
C C# C
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
Fm
Enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter
C C# C
The center of attention, back for the winter
Fm
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
C C# C
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
[Verse 6]
Fm
Testing, attention please
C C# C
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Fm
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
C C# C
G# nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
[Chorus 2]
Fm
Now this looks like a job for me
C C#
So everybody, just follow me
Fm
Cause we need a little, controversy
C C#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
C Fm
I said this looks like a job for me
C C#
So everybody, just follow me
Fm
Cause we need a little, controversy
C C# C
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 7]
Fm
A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with
C C# C
Anybody who's talking this shit that shit
Fm
Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked
C C# C
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
Fm
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
C C# C
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me
Fm
You don't know me, you're too old let go
C C# C
It's over, nobody listen to techno
[Verse 8]
Fm
Now let's go just gimme the signal
C C# C
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
Fm
I been dope suspenseful with a pencil
C C# C
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
Fm
But sometimes the shit just seems
C C# C
Everybody only wants to discuss me
Fm
So this must mean I'm disgusting
C C# C
But it's just me I'm just obscene
[Verse 9]
Fm
No I'm not the first king of controversy
C C# C
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
Fm
To do black music so selfishly
C C# C
And used it to get myself wealthy
Fm
There's a concept that works
C C# C
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
Fm
But no matter how many fish in the sea
C C# C
It'll be so empty without me
[Chorus 3]
Fm
Now this looks like a job for me
C C#
So everybody, just follow me
Fm
Cause we need a little, controversy
C C#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
C Fm
I said this looks like a job for me
C C#
So everybody, just follow me
Fm
Cause we need a little, controversy
C C# C
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Outro]
Fm
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
C C# C Fm
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la Kids
Fm C C# C x4