Verse
C#m
I've created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
G# A G#
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
C#m
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you
G# A G#
E little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
C#m
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
G# A G#
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
C#m
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
G# A G#
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
[Verse 2]
C#m
You waited this long, now stop debating
G# A G#
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
C#m
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
G# A G#
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
C#m
So the CCC won't let me be
G# A G#
Or let me be me, so let me see
C#m
They try to shut me down on MTV
G# A G#
But it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 3]
C#m
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
G# A G#
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
C#m
And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
G# A G#
I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie!
[Chorus 1]
C#m
Now this looks like a job for me
G# A
So everybody, just follow me
C#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
G# A
Cause it feels so empty, without me
G# C#m
I said this looks like a job for me
G# A
So everybody, just follow me
C#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
G# A G#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 4]
C#m
Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
G# A G#
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
C#m
They start feelin' like prisoners helpless
G# A G#
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, bitch!
C#m
E visionary, vision of scary
G# A G#
Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
C#m
E rebel, so just let me revel and bask
G# A G#
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
[Verse 5]
C#m
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
G#
For you to see so damn much of my ass
A G#
You asked for me?
C#m
Well I'm back
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
G# A G#
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
C#m
Enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter
G# A G#
The center of attention, back for the winter
C#m
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
G# A G#
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
[Verse 6]
C#m
Testing, attention please
G# A G#
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
C#m
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
G# A G#
E nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
[Chorus 2]
C#m
Now this looks like a job for me
G# A
So everybody, just follow me
C#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
G# A
Cause it feels so empty, without me
G# C#m
I said this looks like a job for me
G# A
So everybody, just follow me
C#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
G# A G#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 7]
C#m
A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with
G# A G#
Anybody who's talking this shit that shit
C#m
Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked
G# A G#
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
C#m
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
G# A G#
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me
C#m
You don't know me, you're too old let go
G# A G#
It's over, nobody listen to techno
[Verse 8]
C#m
Now let's go just gimme the signal
G# A G#
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
C#m
I been dope suspenseful with a pencil
G# A G#
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
C#m
But sometimes the shit just seems
G# A G#
Everybody only wants to discuss me
C#m
So this must mean I'm disgusting
G# A G#
But it's just me I'm just obscene
[Verse 9]
C#m
No I'm not the first king of controversy
G# A G#
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
C#m
To do black music so selfishly
G# A G#
And used it to get myself wealthy
C#m
There's a concept that works
G# A G#
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
C#m
But no matter how many fish in the sea
G# A G#
It'll be so empty without me
[Chorus 3]
C#m
Now this looks like a job for me
G# A
So everybody, just follow me
C#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
G# A
Cause it feels so empty, without me
G# C#m
I said this looks like a job for me
G# A
So everybody, just follow me
C#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
G# A G#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Outro]
C#m
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G# A G# C#m
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la Kids
C#m G# A G# x4