Verse
G#m
I've created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
D# E D#
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
G#m
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you
D# E D#
B little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
G#m
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
D# E D#
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
G#m
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
D# E D#
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
[Verse 2]
G#m
You waited this long, now stop debating
D# E D#
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
G#m
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
D# E D#
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
G#m
So the GCC won't let me be
D# E D#
Or let me be me, so let me see
G#m
They try to shut me down on MTV
D# E D#
But it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 3]
G#m
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
D# E D#
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
G#m
And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
D# E D#
I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie!
[Chorus 1]
G#m
Now this looks like a job for me
D# E
So everybody, just follow me
G#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
D# E
Cause it feels so empty, without me
D# G#m
I said this looks like a job for me
D# E
So everybody, just follow me
G#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
D# E D#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 4]
G#m
Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
D# E D#
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
G#m
They start feelin' like prisoners helpless
D# E D#
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, bitch!
G#m
B visionary, vision of scary
D# E D#
Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
G#m
B rebel, so just let me revel and bask
D# E D#
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
[Verse 5]
G#m
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
D#
For you to see so damn much of my ass
E D#
You asked for me?
G#m
Well I'm back
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
D# E D#
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
G#m
Enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter
D# E D#
The center of attention, back for the winter
G#m
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
D# E D#
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
[Verse 6]
G#m
Testing, attention please
D# E D#
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
G#m
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
D# E D#
B nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
[Chorus 2]
G#m
Now this looks like a job for me
D# E
So everybody, just follow me
G#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
D# E
Cause it feels so empty, without me
D# G#m
I said this looks like a job for me
D# E
So everybody, just follow me
G#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
D# E D#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 7]
G#m
A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with
D# E D#
Anybody who's talking this shit that shit
G#m
Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked
D# E D#
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
G#m
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
D# E D#
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me
G#m
You don't know me, you're too old let go
D# E D#
It's over, nobody listen to techno
[Verse 8]
G#m
Now let's go just gimme the signal
D# E D#
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
G#m
I been dope suspenseful with a pencil
D# E D#
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
G#m
But sometimes the shit just seems
D# E D#
Everybody only wants to discuss me
G#m
So this must mean I'm disgusting
D# E D#
But it's just me I'm just obscene
[Verse 9]
G#m
No I'm not the first king of controversy
D# E D#
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
G#m
To do black music so selfishly
D# E D#
And used it to get myself wealthy
G#m
There's a concept that works
D# E D#
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
G#m
But no matter how many fish in the sea
D# E D#
It'll be so empty without me
[Chorus 3]
G#m
Now this looks like a job for me
D# E
So everybody, just follow me
G#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
D# E
Cause it feels so empty, without me
D# G#m
I said this looks like a job for me
D# E
So everybody, just follow me
G#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
D# E D#
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Outro]
G#m
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
D# E D# G#m
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la Kids
G#m D# E D# x4