Verse
Em
I've created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
B C B
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Em
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you
B C B
G little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Em
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
B C B
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
Em
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
B C B
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
[Verse 2]
Em
You waited this long, now stop debating
B C B
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
Em
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
B C B
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
Em
So the D#CC won't let me be
B C B
Or let me be me, so let me see
Em
They try to shut me down on MTV
B C B
But it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 3]
Em
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
B C B
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
Em
And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
B C B
I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie!
[Chorus 1]
Em
Now this looks like a job for me
B C
So everybody, just follow me
Em
Cause we need a little, controversy
B C
Cause it feels so empty, without me
B Em
I said this looks like a job for me
B C
So everybody, just follow me
Em
Cause we need a little, controversy
B C B
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 4]
Em
Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
B C B
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
Em
They start feelin' like prisoners helpless
B C B
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, bitch!
Em
G visionary, vision of scary
B C B
Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
Em
G rebel, so just let me revel and bask
B C B
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
[Verse 5]
Em
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
B
For you to see so damn much of my ass
C B
You asked for me?
Em
Well I'm back
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
B C B
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
Em
Enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter
B C B
The center of attention, back for the winter
Em
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
B C B
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
[Verse 6]
Em
Testing, attention please
B C B
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Em
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
B C B
G nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
[Chorus 2]
Em
Now this looks like a job for me
B C
So everybody, just follow me
Em
Cause we need a little, controversy
B C
Cause it feels so empty, without me
B Em
I said this looks like a job for me
B C
So everybody, just follow me
Em
Cause we need a little, controversy
B C B
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 7]
Em
A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with
B C B
Anybody who's talking this shit that shit
Em
Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked
B C B
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
Em
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
B C B
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me
Em
You don't know me, you're too old let go
B C B
It's over, nobody listen to techno
[Verse 8]
Em
Now let's go just gimme the signal
B C B
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
Em
I been dope suspenseful with a pencil
B C B
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
Em
But sometimes the shit just seems
B C B
Everybody only wants to discuss me
Em
So this must mean I'm disgusting
B C B
But it's just me I'm just obscene
[Verse 9]
Em
No I'm not the first king of controversy
B C B
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
Em
To do black music so selfishly
B C B
And used it to get myself wealthy
Em
There's a concept that works
B C B
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
Em
But no matter how many fish in the sea
B C B
It'll be so empty without me
[Chorus 3]
Em
Now this looks like a job for me
B C
So everybody, just follow me
Em
Cause we need a little, controversy
B C
Cause it feels so empty, without me
B Em
I said this looks like a job for me
B C
So everybody, just follow me
Em
Cause we need a little, controversy
B C B
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Outro]
Em
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B C B Em
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Em B C B x4