Intro
E E7 A Am
[Verse]
E
Hello, I see you wanted to talk
E7
It’s been so cold, no, don’t turn this off
E7 A
I’ve got something to show you
A Am
C# little video to get to know you
E
The quality’s not great but look! There’s me
E E7
Putting something in my mouth -- it’s a computer key
A
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
Am E
You didn’t even wish me “bon appetit”
[Chorus]
E Em E Em
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
E7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
E F#m
You see the red drip from my lips
F#m B7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
E
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
E7 E
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
F#m B
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
B B7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Verse]
E
You see me on every single screen
E7 E A
This video is seventeen hours long
F#m A Am
Your power’s running low
E
It’s 2am and you open your phone
E7
For a moment you know you’re alone in your home
E7 A Am
And then there’s me, eating real slow
[Chorus]
E C#m E7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
E7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
E F#m
You see the red drip from my lips
Am B7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
E
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
E7 E
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
A Am
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
B B7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Refrain]
C#m
I’m what you see on your screen
C#m
But your friends can’t see me
C#m
What you feel isn’t real
F#
These pixels can’t be me
A
C# man trapped in a machine
A Am
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
C#m
I’m what you see on your screen
C#m
But your friends can’t see me
C#m
What you feel isn’t real
F#
These pixels can’t be me
A
C# man trapped in a machine
A Am
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
C#m
I’m what you see on your screen
C#m
But your friends can’t see me
C#m
What you feel isn’t real
F#
These pixels can’t be me
A
C# man trapped in a machine
A Am
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
C#m
I’m what you see on your screen
C#m
But your friends can’t see me
C#m
What you feel isn’t real
F#
These pixels can’t be me
A
C# man trapped in a machine
A Am
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Chorus]
E C#m E7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
E7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
E F#m
You see the red drip from my lips
Am B7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
E
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
E7 E
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
A Am A
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
B B7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Chorus]
E C#m E7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
E7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
E A
You see the red drip from my lips
A B
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
E
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
E7 E
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
A Am
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
B B7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Outro]
E
And I’m collapsing onto my table
E7
I ate as much as I was able to
A Am
Now it’s time to say goodbye
Am E
I give you a smile