Intro
B B7 E Em
[Verse]
B
Hello, I see you wanted to talk
B7
It’s been so cold, no, don’t turn this off
B7 E
I’ve got something to show you
E Em
G# little video to get to know you
B
The quality’s not great but look! There’s me
B B7
Putting something in my mouth -- it’s a computer key
E
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
Em B
You didn’t even wish me “bon appetit”
[Chorus]
B Bm B Bm
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
B7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
B C#m
You see the red drip from my lips
C#m F#7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
B
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
B7 B
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
C#m F#
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
F# F#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Verse]
B
You see me on every single screen
B7 B E
This video is seventeen hours long
C#m E Em
Your power’s running low
B
It’s 2am and you open your phone
B7
For a moment you know you’re alone in your home
B7 E Em
And then there’s me, eating real slow
[Chorus]
B G#m B7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
B7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
B C#m
You see the red drip from my lips
Em F#7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
B
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
B7 B
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
E Em
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
F# F#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Refrain]
G#m
I’m what you see on your screen
G#m
But your friends can’t see me
G#m
What you feel isn’t real
C#
These pixels can’t be me
E
G# man trapped in a machine
E Em
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
G#m
I’m what you see on your screen
G#m
But your friends can’t see me
G#m
What you feel isn’t real
C#
These pixels can’t be me
E
G# man trapped in a machine
E Em
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
G#m
I’m what you see on your screen
G#m
But your friends can’t see me
G#m
What you feel isn’t real
C#
These pixels can’t be me
E
G# man trapped in a machine
E Em
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
G#m
I’m what you see on your screen
G#m
But your friends can’t see me
G#m
What you feel isn’t real
C#
These pixels can’t be me
E
G# man trapped in a machine
E Em
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Chorus]
B G#m B7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
B7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
B C#m
You see the red drip from my lips
Em F#7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
B
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
B7 B
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
E Em E
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
F# F#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Chorus]
B G#m B7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
B7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
B E
You see the red drip from my lips
E F#
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
B
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
B7 B
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
E Em
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
F# F#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Outro]
B
And I’m collapsing onto my table
B7
I ate as much as I was able to
E Em
Now it’s time to say goodbye
Em B
I give you a smile