Intro
D D7 G Gm
[Verse]
D
Hello, I see you wanted to talk
D7
It’s been so cold, no, don’t turn this off
D7 G
I’ve got something to show you
G Gm
B little video to get to know you
D
The quality’s not great but look! There’s me
D D7
Putting something in my mouth -- it’s a computer key
G
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
Gm D
You didn’t even wish me “bon appetit”
[Chorus]
D Dm D Dm
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
D7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
D Em
You see the red drip from my lips
Em A7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
D
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
D7 D
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
Em A
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
A A7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Verse]
D
You see me on every single screen
D7 D G
This video is seventeen hours long
Em G Gm
Your power’s running low
D
It’s 2am and you open your phone
D7
For a moment you know you’re alone in your home
D7 G Gm
And then there’s me, eating real slow
[Chorus]
D Bm D7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
D7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
D Em
You see the red drip from my lips
Gm A7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
D
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
D7 D
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
G Gm
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
A A7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Refrain]
Bm
I’m what you see on your screen
Bm
But your friends can’t see me
Bm
What you feel isn’t real
E
These pixels can’t be me
G
B man trapped in a machine
G Gm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Bm
I’m what you see on your screen
Bm
But your friends can’t see me
Bm
What you feel isn’t real
E
These pixels can’t be me
G
B man trapped in a machine
G Gm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Bm
I’m what you see on your screen
Bm
But your friends can’t see me
Bm
What you feel isn’t real
E
These pixels can’t be me
G
B man trapped in a machine
G Gm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Bm
I’m what you see on your screen
Bm
But your friends can’t see me
Bm
What you feel isn’t real
E
These pixels can’t be me
G
B man trapped in a machine
G Gm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Chorus]
D Bm D7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
D7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
D Em
You see the red drip from my lips
Gm A7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
D
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
D7 D
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
G Gm G
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
A A7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Chorus]
D Bm D7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
D7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
D G
You see the red drip from my lips
G A
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
D
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
D7 D
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
G Gm
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
A A7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Outro]
D
And I’m collapsing onto my table
D7
I ate as much as I was able to
G Gm
Now it’s time to say goodbye
Gm D
I give you a smile