Intro
A# A#7 D# D#m
[Verse]
A#
Hello, I see you wanted to talk
A#7
It’s been so cold, no, don’t turn this off
A#7 D#
I’ve got something to show you
D# D#m
G little video to get to know you
A#
The quality’s not great but look! There’s me
A# A#7
Putting something in my mouth -- it’s a computer key
D#
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
D#m A#
You didn’t even wish me “bon appetit”
[Chorus]
A# A#m A# A#m
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
A#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
A# Cm
You see the red drip from my lips
Cm F7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
A#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
A#7 A#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
Cm F
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
F F7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Verse]
A#
You see me on every single screen
A#7 A# D#
This video is seventeen hours long
Cm D# D#m
Your power’s running low
A#
It’s 2am and you open your phone
A#7
For a moment you know you’re alone in your home
A#7 D# D#m
And then there’s me, eating real slow
[Chorus]
A# Gm A#7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
A#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
A# Cm
You see the red drip from my lips
D#m F7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
A#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
A#7 A#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
D# D#m
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
F F7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Refrain]
Gm
I’m what you see on your screen
Gm
But your friends can’t see me
Gm
What you feel isn’t real
C
These pixels can’t be me
D#
G man trapped in a machine
D# D#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Gm
I’m what you see on your screen
Gm
But your friends can’t see me
Gm
What you feel isn’t real
C
These pixels can’t be me
D#
G man trapped in a machine
D# D#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Gm
I’m what you see on your screen
Gm
But your friends can’t see me
Gm
What you feel isn’t real
C
These pixels can’t be me
D#
G man trapped in a machine
D# D#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Gm
I’m what you see on your screen
Gm
But your friends can’t see me
Gm
What you feel isn’t real
C
These pixels can’t be me
D#
G man trapped in a machine
D# D#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Chorus]
A# Gm A#7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
A#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
A# Cm
You see the red drip from my lips
D#m F7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
A#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
A#7 A#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
D# D#m D#
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
F F7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Chorus]
A# Gm A#7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
A#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
A# D#
You see the red drip from my lips
D# F
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
A#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
A#7 A#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
D# D#m
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
F F7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Outro]
A#
And I’m collapsing onto my table
A#7
I ate as much as I was able to
D# D#m
Now it’s time to say goodbye
D#m A#
I give you a smile