Intro
F F7 A# A#m
[Verse]
F
Hello, I see you wanted to talk
F7
It’s been so cold, no, don’t turn this off
F7 A#
I’ve got something to show you
A# A#m
D little video to get to know you
F
The quality’s not great but look! There’s me
F F7
Putting something in my mouth -- it’s a computer key
A#
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
A#m F
You didn’t even wish me “bon appetit”
[Chorus]
F Fm F Fm
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
F7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
F Gm
You see the red drip from my lips
Gm C7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
F
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
F7 F
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
Gm C
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
C C7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Verse]
F
You see me on every single screen
F7 F A#
This video is seventeen hours long
Gm A# A#m
Your power’s running low
F
It’s 2am and you open your phone
F7
For a moment you know you’re alone in your home
F7 A# A#m
And then there’s me, eating real slow
[Chorus]
F Dm F7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
F7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
F Gm
You see the red drip from my lips
A#m C7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
F
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
F7 F
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
A# A#m
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
C C7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Refrain]
Dm
I’m what you see on your screen
Dm
But your friends can’t see me
Dm
What you feel isn’t real
G
These pixels can’t be me
A#
D man trapped in a machine
A# A#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Dm
I’m what you see on your screen
Dm
But your friends can’t see me
Dm
What you feel isn’t real
G
These pixels can’t be me
A#
D man trapped in a machine
A# A#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Dm
I’m what you see on your screen
Dm
But your friends can’t see me
Dm
What you feel isn’t real
G
These pixels can’t be me
A#
D man trapped in a machine
A# A#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Dm
I’m what you see on your screen
Dm
But your friends can’t see me
Dm
What you feel isn’t real
G
These pixels can’t be me
A#
D man trapped in a machine
A# A#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Chorus]
F Dm F7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
F7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
F Gm
You see the red drip from my lips
A#m C7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
F
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
F7 F
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
A# A#m A#
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
C C7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Chorus]
F Dm F7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
F7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
F A#
You see the red drip from my lips
A# C
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
F
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
F7 F
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
A# A#m
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
C C7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Outro]
F
And I’m collapsing onto my table
F7
I ate as much as I was able to
A# A#m
Now it’s time to say goodbye
A#m F
I give you a smile