Intro
G G7 C Cm
[Verse]
G
Hello, I see you wanted to talk
G7
It’s been so cold, no, don’t turn this off
G7 C
I’ve got something to show you
C Cm
E little video to get to know you
G
The quality’s not great but look! There’s me
G G7
Putting something in my mouth -- it’s a computer key
C
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
Cm G
You didn’t even wish me “bon appetit”
[Chorus]
G Gm G Gm
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
G7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
G Am
You see the red drip from my lips
Am D7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
G
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
G7 G
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
Am D
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
D D7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Verse]
G
You see me on every single screen
G7 G C
This video is seventeen hours long
Am C Cm
Your power’s running low
G
It’s 2am and you open your phone
G7
For a moment you know you’re alone in your home
G7 C Cm
And then there’s me, eating real slow
[Chorus]
G Em G7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
G7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
G Am
You see the red drip from my lips
Cm D7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
G
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
G7 G
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
C Cm
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
D D7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Refrain]
Em
I’m what you see on your screen
Em
But your friends can’t see me
Em
What you feel isn’t real
A
These pixels can’t be me
C
E man trapped in a machine
C Cm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Em
I’m what you see on your screen
Em
But your friends can’t see me
Em
What you feel isn’t real
A
These pixels can’t be me
C
E man trapped in a machine
C Cm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Em
I’m what you see on your screen
Em
But your friends can’t see me
Em
What you feel isn’t real
A
These pixels can’t be me
C
E man trapped in a machine
C Cm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Em
I’m what you see on your screen
Em
But your friends can’t see me
Em
What you feel isn’t real
A
These pixels can’t be me
C
E man trapped in a machine
C Cm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Chorus]
G Em G7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
G7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
G Am
You see the red drip from my lips
Cm D7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
G
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
G7 G
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
C Cm C
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
D D7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Chorus]
G Em G7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
G7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
G C
You see the red drip from my lips
C D
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
G
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
G7 G
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
C Cm
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
D D7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Outro]
G
And I’m collapsing onto my table
G7
I ate as much as I was able to
C Cm
Now it’s time to say goodbye
Cm G
I give you a smile