Intro
F# F#7 B Bm
[Verse]
F#
Hello, I see you wanted to talk
F#7
It’s been so cold, no, don’t turn this off
F#7 B
I’ve got something to show you
B Bm
D# little video to get to know you
F#
The quality’s not great but look! There’s me
F# F#7
Putting something in my mouth -- it’s a computer key
B
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
Bm F#
You didn’t even wish me “bon appetit”
[Chorus]
F# F#m F# F#m
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
F#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
F# G#m
You see the red drip from my lips
G#m C#7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
F#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
F#7 F#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
G#m C#
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
C# C#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Verse]
F#
You see me on every single screen
F#7 F# B
This video is seventeen hours long
G#m B Bm
Your power’s running low
F#
It’s 2am and you open your phone
F#7
For a moment you know you’re alone in your home
F#7 B Bm
And then there’s me, eating real slow
[Chorus]
F# D#m F#7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
F#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
F# G#m
You see the red drip from my lips
Bm C#7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
F#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
F#7 F#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
B Bm
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
C# C#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Refrain]
D#m
I’m what you see on your screen
D#m
But your friends can’t see me
D#m
What you feel isn’t real
G#
These pixels can’t be me
B
D# man trapped in a machine
B Bm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
D#m
I’m what you see on your screen
D#m
But your friends can’t see me
D#m
What you feel isn’t real
G#
These pixels can’t be me
B
D# man trapped in a machine
B Bm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
D#m
I’m what you see on your screen
D#m
But your friends can’t see me
D#m
What you feel isn’t real
G#
These pixels can’t be me
B
D# man trapped in a machine
B Bm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
D#m
I’m what you see on your screen
D#m
But your friends can’t see me
D#m
What you feel isn’t real
G#
These pixels can’t be me
B
D# man trapped in a machine
B Bm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Chorus]
F# D#m F#7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
F#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
F# G#m
You see the red drip from my lips
Bm C#7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
F#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
F#7 F#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
B Bm B
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
C# C#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Chorus]
F# D#m F#7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
F#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
F# B
You see the red drip from my lips
B C#
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
F#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
F#7 F#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
B Bm
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
C# C#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Outro]
F#
And I’m collapsing onto my table
F#7
I ate as much as I was able to
B Bm
Now it’s time to say goodbye
Bm F#
I give you a smile