Intro
G# G#7 C# C#m
[Verse]
G#
Hello, I see you wanted to talk
G#7
It’s been so cold, no, don’t turn this off
G#7 C#
I’ve got something to show you
C# C#m
F little video to get to know you
G#
The quality’s not great but look! There’s me
G# G#7
Putting something in my mouth -- it’s a computer key
C#
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
C#m G#
You didn’t even wish me “bon appetit”
[Chorus]
G# G#m G# G#m
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
G#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
G# A#m
You see the red drip from my lips
A#m D#7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
G#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
G#7 G#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
A#m D#
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
D# D#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Verse]
G#
You see me on every single screen
G#7 G# C#
This video is seventeen hours long
A#m C# C#m
Your power’s running low
G#
It’s 2am and you open your phone
G#7
For a moment you know you’re alone in your home
G#7 C# C#m
And then there’s me, eating real slow
[Chorus]
G# Fm G#7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
G#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
G# A#m
You see the red drip from my lips
C#m D#7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
G#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
G#7 G#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
C# C#m
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
D# D#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Refrain]
Fm
I’m what you see on your screen
Fm
But your friends can’t see me
Fm
What you feel isn’t real
A#
These pixels can’t be me
C#
F man trapped in a machine
C# C#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Fm
I’m what you see on your screen
Fm
But your friends can’t see me
Fm
What you feel isn’t real
A#
These pixels can’t be me
C#
F man trapped in a machine
C# C#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Fm
I’m what you see on your screen
Fm
But your friends can’t see me
Fm
What you feel isn’t real
A#
These pixels can’t be me
C#
F man trapped in a machine
C# C#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Fm
I’m what you see on your screen
Fm
But your friends can’t see me
Fm
What you feel isn’t real
A#
These pixels can’t be me
C#
F man trapped in a machine
C# C#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Chorus]
G# Fm G#7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
G#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
G# A#m
You see the red drip from my lips
C#m D#7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
G#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
G#7 G#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
C# C#m C#
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
D# D#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Chorus]
G# Fm G#7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
G#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
G# C#
You see the red drip from my lips
C# D#
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
G#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
G#7 G#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
C# C#m
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
D# D#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Outro]
G#
And I’m collapsing onto my table
G#7
I ate as much as I was able to
C# C#m
Now it’s time to say goodbye
C#m G#
I give you a smile