Intro
C# C#7 F# F#m
[Verse]
C#
Hello, I see you wanted to talk
C#7
It’s been so cold, no, don’t turn this off
C#7 F#
I’ve got something to show you
F# F#m
A# little video to get to know you
C#
The quality’s not great but look! There’s me
C# C#7
Putting something in my mouth -- it’s a computer key
F#
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
F#m C#
You didn’t even wish me “bon appetit”
[Chorus]
C# C#m C# C#m
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
C#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
C# D#m
You see the red drip from my lips
D#m G#7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
C#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
C#7 C#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
D#m G#
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
G# G#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Verse]
C#
You see me on every single screen
C#7 C# F#
This video is seventeen hours long
D#m F# F#m
Your power’s running low
C#
It’s 2am and you open your phone
C#7
For a moment you know you’re alone in your home
C#7 F# F#m
And then there’s me, eating real slow
[Chorus]
C# A#m C#7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
C#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
C# D#m
You see the red drip from my lips
F#m G#7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
C#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
C#7 C#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
F# F#m
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
G# G#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Refrain]
A#m
I’m what you see on your screen
A#m
But your friends can’t see me
A#m
What you feel isn’t real
D#
These pixels can’t be me
F#
A# man trapped in a machine
F# F#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
A#m
I’m what you see on your screen
A#m
But your friends can’t see me
A#m
What you feel isn’t real
D#
These pixels can’t be me
F#
A# man trapped in a machine
F# F#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
A#m
I’m what you see on your screen
A#m
But your friends can’t see me
A#m
What you feel isn’t real
D#
These pixels can’t be me
F#
A# man trapped in a machine
F# F#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
A#m
I’m what you see on your screen
A#m
But your friends can’t see me
A#m
What you feel isn’t real
D#
These pixels can’t be me
F#
A# man trapped in a machine
F# F#m
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Chorus]
C# A#m C#7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
C#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
C# D#m
You see the red drip from my lips
F#m G#7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
C#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
C#7 C#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
F# F#m F#
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
G# G#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Chorus]
C# A#m C#7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
C#7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
C# F#
You see the red drip from my lips
F# G#
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
C#
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
C#7 C#
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
F# F#m
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
G# G#7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Outro]
C#
And I’m collapsing onto my table
C#7
I ate as much as I was able to
F# F#m
Now it’s time to say goodbye
F#m C#
I give you a smile