Intro
C C7 F Fm
[Verse]
C
Hello, I see you wanted to talk
C7
It’s been so cold, no, don’t turn this off
C7 F
I’ve got something to show you
F Fm
A little video to get to know you
C
The quality’s not great but look! There’s me
C C7
Putting something in my mouth -- it’s a computer key
F
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
Fm C
You didn’t even wish me “bon appetit”
[Chorus]
C Cm C Cm
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
C7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
C Dm
You see the red drip from my lips
Dm G7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
C
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
C7 C
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
Dm G
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
G G7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Verse]
C
You see me on every single screen
C7 C F
This video is seventeen hours long
Dm F Fm
Your power’s running low
C
It’s 2am and you open your phone
C7
For a moment you know you’re alone in your home
C7 F Fm
And then there’s me, eating real slow
[Chorus]
C Am C7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
C7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
C Dm
You see the red drip from my lips
Fm G7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
C
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
C7 C
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
F Fm
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
G G7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Refrain]
Am
I’m what you see on your screen
Am
But your friends can’t see me
Am
What you feel isn’t real
D
These pixels can’t be me
F
A man trapped in a machine
F Fm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Am
I’m what you see on your screen
Am
But your friends can’t see me
Am
What you feel isn’t real
D
These pixels can’t be me
F
A man trapped in a machine
F Fm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Am
I’m what you see on your screen
Am
But your friends can’t see me
Am
What you feel isn’t real
D
These pixels can’t be me
F
A man trapped in a machine
F Fm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
Am
I’m what you see on your screen
Am
But your friends can’t see me
Am
What you feel isn’t real
D
These pixels can’t be me
F
A man trapped in a machine
F Fm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Chorus]
C Am C7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
C7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
C Dm
You see the red drip from my lips
Fm G7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
C
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
C7 C
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
F Fm F
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
G G7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Chorus]
C Am C7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
C7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
C F
You see the red drip from my lips
F G
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
C
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
C7 C
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
F Fm
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
G G7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Outro]
C
And I’m collapsing onto my table
C7
I ate as much as I was able to
F Fm
Now it’s time to say goodbye
Fm C
I give you a smile