Verse
B5 E5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
B5 F#5
'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
B5
He's got no trouble with the fillies
E5
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis
B5 F#5 B5 E5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
[Verse 2]
B5 E5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
B5 F#5
'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
B5
If I could pull like him I would
E5
But I just end up pulling my pud
B5 F#5 B5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin