Verse
G#5 C#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
G#5 D#5
'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
G#5
He's got no trouble with the fillies
C#5
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis
G#5 D#5 G#5 C#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
[Verse 2]
G#5 C#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
G#5 D#5
'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
G#5
If I could pull like him I would
C#5
But I just end up pulling my pud
G#5 D#5 G#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin