Verse
F#5 B5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
F#5 C#5
'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
F#5
He's got no trouble with the fillies
B5
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis
F#5 C#5 F#5 B5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
[Verse 2]
F#5 B5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
F#5 C#5
'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
F#5
If I could pull like him I would
B5
But I just end up pulling my pud
F#5 C#5 F#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin