Verse
C#5 F#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
C#5 G#5
'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
C#5
He's got no trouble with the fillies
F#5
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis
C#5 G#5 C#5 F#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
[Verse 2]
C#5 F#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
C#5 G#5
'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
C#5
If I could pull like him I would
F#5
But I just end up pulling my pud
C#5 G#5 C#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin