Verse
D#5 G#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
D#5 A#5
'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
D#5
He's got no trouble with the fillies
G#5
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis
D#5 A#5 D#5 G#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
[Verse 2]
D#5 G#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
D#5 A#5
'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
D#5
If I could pull like him I would
G#5
But I just end up pulling my pud
D#5 A#5 D#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin