Verse
D5 G5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
D5 A5
'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
D5
He's got no trouble with the fillies
G5
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis
D5 A5 D5 G5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
[Verse 2]
D5 G5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
D5 A5
'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
D5
If I could pull like him I would
G5
But I just end up pulling my pud
D5 A5 D5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin