Verse
C5 F5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
C5 G5
'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
C5
He's got no trouble with the fillies
F5
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis
C5 G5 C5 F5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
[Verse 2]
C5 F5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
C5 G5
'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
C5
If I could pull like him I would
F5
But I just end up pulling my pud
C5 G5 C5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin