Verse
F5 A#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
F5 C5
'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
F5
He's got no trouble with the fillies
A#5
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis
F5 C5 F5 A#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
[Verse 2]
F5 A#5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
F5 C5
'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
F5
If I could pull like him I would
A#5
But I just end up pulling my pud
F5 C5 F5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin