Verse
E5 A5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
E5 B5
'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
E5
He's got no trouble with the fillies
A5
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis
E5 B5 E5 A5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
[Verse 2]
E5 A5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
E5 B5
'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
E5
If I could pull like him I would
A5
But I just end up pulling my pud
E5 B5 E5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin