Verse
B
Folks think you're rich
B
When they see you got horses
E
Well that might be true
E
If my income sources
F#
Weren't eaten up
F#
Every month on the boardage
F# B
For all of our four-legged friends
[Verse]
B
My accountant says
B
That my funds are depleted
E
But I keep my wealth
E
Right where I can see it
F#
In pastures and barns
F#
And in show arenas
F# B
Because of the money she spends
[Chorus]
E B
Well horse poor, horse poor
F# B
I sell one she buys two more
E B E
Luxuries we could afford
B F# B
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Verse]
B
Well he must have forgot
B
The show where he met me
E
He said the way I sat
E
My saddle was sexy
F#
He said a cowgirl like me
F#
Was worth every penny
F# B
Better start making sense now my dear
[Verse]
B
You can build me a barn
B
And it better be heated
E
With a whole lotta stalls
E
And hire some kid to clean it
F#
Buy me a stud
F#
And smile when you feed it
F# B
Cause we're just getting started 'round here
[Chorus]
E B
Well horse poor, horse poor
F# B
I sell one she buys three more
E B E
Luxuries we could afford
B F# B
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Instrumental Break]
B E C#m E C#m G#m
[Bridge]
G#m
By the power invested
G#m
In me by the pony
C#m
You should be saddled
C#m
In this matrimony
E
I now pronounce you
E
Man wife and horses
F# B
You can kiss all your money goodbye
[Chorus]
E B
Well horse poor, horse poor
F# B
I sell one she buys four more
E B E
Luxuries we could afford
B F# B
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Outro]
B F# B
Yeah, if we was rich and not horse poor
E B
Yee-haw