Verse
A
Folks think you're rich
A
When they see you got horses
D
Well that might be true
D
If my income sources
E
Weren't eaten up
E
Every month on the boardage
E A
For all of our four-legged friends
[Verse]
A
My accountant says
A
That my funds are depleted
D
But I keep my wealth
D
Right where I can see it
E
In pastures and barns
E
And in show arenas
E A
Because of the money she spends
[Chorus]
D A
Well horse poor, horse poor
E A
I sell one she buys two more
D A D
Luxuries we could afford
A E A
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Verse]
A
Well he must have forgot
A
The show where he met me
D
He said the way I sat
D
My saddle was sexy
E
He said a cowgirl like me
E
Was worth every penny
E A
Better start making sense now my dear
[Verse]
A
You can build me a barn
A
And it better be heated
D
With a whole lotta stalls
D
And hire some kid to clean it
E
Buy me a stud
E
And smile when you feed it
E A
Cause we're just getting started 'round here
[Chorus]
D A
Well horse poor, horse poor
E A
I sell one she buys three more
D A D
Luxuries we could afford
A E A
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Instrumental Break]
A D Bm D Bm F#m
[Bridge]
F#m
By the power invested
F#m
In me by the pony
Bm
You should be saddled
Bm
In this matrimony
D
I now pronounce you
D
Man wife and horses
E A
You can kiss all your money goodbye
[Chorus]
D A
Well horse poor, horse poor
E A
I sell one she buys four more
D A D
Luxuries we could afford
A E A
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Outro]
A E A
Yeah, if we was rich and not horse poor
D A
Yee-haw