Verse
G#
Folks think you're rich
G#
When they see you got horses
C#
Well that might be true
C#
If my income sources
D#
Weren't eaten up
D#
Every month on the boardage
D# G#
For all of our four-legged friends
[Verse]
G#
My accountant says
G#
That my funds are depleted
C#
But I keep my wealth
C#
Right where I can see it
D#
In pastures and barns
D#
And in show arenas
D# G#
Because of the money she spends
[Chorus]
C# G#
Well horse poor, horse poor
D# G#
I sell one she buys two more
C# G# C#
Luxuries we could afford
G# D# G#
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Verse]
G#
Well he must have forgot
G#
The show where he met me
C#
He said the way I sat
C#
My saddle was sexy
D#
He said a cowgirl like me
D#
Was worth every penny
D# G#
Better start making sense now my dear
[Verse]
G#
You can build me a barn
G#
And it better be heated
C#
With a whole lotta stalls
C#
And hire some kid to clean it
D#
Buy me a stud
D#
And smile when you feed it
D# G#
Cause we're just getting started 'round here
[Chorus]
C# G#
Well horse poor, horse poor
D# G#
I sell one she buys three more
C# G# C#
Luxuries we could afford
G# D# G#
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Instrumental Break]
G# C# A#m C# A#m Fm
[Bridge]
Fm
By the power invested
Fm
In me by the pony
A#m
You should be saddled
A#m
In this matrimony
C#
I now pronounce you
C#
Man wife and horses
D# G#
You can kiss all your money goodbye
[Chorus]
C# G#
Well horse poor, horse poor
D# G#
I sell one she buys four more
C# G# C#
Luxuries we could afford
G# D# G#
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Outro]
G# D# G#
Yeah, if we was rich and not horse poor
C# G#
Yee-haw