Verse
E
Folks think you're rich
E
When they see you got horses
A
Well that might be true
A
If my income sources
B
Weren't eaten up
B
Every month on the boardage
B E
For all of our four-legged friends
[Verse]
E
My accountant says
E
That my funds are depleted
A
But I keep my wealth
A
Right where I can see it
B
In pastures and barns
B
And in show arenas
B E
Because of the money she spends
[Chorus]
A E
Well horse poor, horse poor
B E
I sell one she buys two more
A E A
Luxuries we could afford
E B E
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Verse]
E
Well he must have forgot
E
The show where he met me
A
He said the way I sat
A
My saddle was sexy
B
He said a cowgirl like me
B
Was worth every penny
B E
Better start making sense now my dear
[Verse]
E
You can build me a barn
E
And it better be heated
A
With a whole lotta stalls
A
And hire some kid to clean it
B
Buy me a stud
B
And smile when you feed it
B E
Cause we're just getting started 'round here
[Chorus]
A E
Well horse poor, horse poor
B E
I sell one she buys three more
A E A
Luxuries we could afford
E B E
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Instrumental Break]
E A F#m A F#m C#m
[Bridge]
C#m
By the power invested
C#m
In me by the pony
F#m
You should be saddled
F#m
In this matrimony
A
I now pronounce you
A
Man wife and horses
B E
You can kiss all your money goodbye
[Chorus]
A E
Well horse poor, horse poor
B E
I sell one she buys four more
A E A
Luxuries we could afford
E B E
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Outro]
E B E
Yeah, if we was rich and not horse poor
A E
Yee-haw