Verse
D#
Folks think you're rich
D#
When they see you got horses
G#
Well that might be true
G#
If my income sources
A#
Weren't eaten up
A#
Every month on the boardage
A# D#
For all of our four-legged friends
[Verse]
D#
My accountant says
D#
That my funds are depleted
G#
But I keep my wealth
G#
Right where I can see it
A#
In pastures and barns
A#
And in show arenas
A# D#
Because of the money she spends
[Chorus]
G# D#
Well horse poor, horse poor
A# D#
I sell one she buys two more
G# D# G#
Luxuries we could afford
D# A# D#
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Verse]
D#
Well he must have forgot
D#
The show where he met me
G#
He said the way I sat
G#
My saddle was sexy
A#
He said a cowgirl like me
A#
Was worth every penny
A# D#
Better start making sense now my dear
[Verse]
D#
You can build me a barn
D#
And it better be heated
G#
With a whole lotta stalls
G#
And hire some kid to clean it
A#
Buy me a stud
A#
And smile when you feed it
A# D#
Cause we're just getting started 'round here
[Chorus]
G# D#
Well horse poor, horse poor
A# D#
I sell one she buys three more
G# D# G#
Luxuries we could afford
D# A# D#
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Instrumental Break]
D# G# Fm G# Fm Cm
[Bridge]
Cm
By the power invested
Cm
In me by the pony
Fm
You should be saddled
Fm
In this matrimony
G#
I now pronounce you
G#
Man wife and horses
A# D#
You can kiss all your money goodbye
[Chorus]
G# D#
Well horse poor, horse poor
A# D#
I sell one she buys four more
G# D# G#
Luxuries we could afford
D# A# D#
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Outro]
D# A# D#
Yeah, if we was rich and not horse poor
G# D#
Yee-haw