Verse
F
Folks think you're rich
F
When they see you got horses
A#
Well that might be true
A#
If my income sources
C
Weren't eaten up
C
Every month on the boardage
C F
For all of our four-legged friends
[Verse]
F
My accountant says
F
That my funds are depleted
A#
But I keep my wealth
A#
Right where I can see it
C
In pastures and barns
C
And in show arenas
C F
Because of the money she spends
[Chorus]
A# F
Well horse poor, horse poor
C F
I sell one she buys two more
A# F A#
Luxuries we could afford
F C F
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Verse]
F
Well he must have forgot
F
The show where he met me
A#
He said the way I sat
A#
My saddle was sexy
C
He said a cowgirl like me
C
Was worth every penny
C F
Better start making sense now my dear
[Verse]
F
You can build me a barn
F
And it better be heated
A#
With a whole lotta stalls
A#
And hire some kid to clean it
C
Buy me a stud
C
And smile when you feed it
C F
Cause we're just getting started 'round here
[Chorus]
A# F
Well horse poor, horse poor
C F
I sell one she buys three more
A# F A#
Luxuries we could afford
F C F
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Instrumental Break]
F A# Gm A# Gm Dm
[Bridge]
Dm
By the power invested
Dm
In me by the pony
Gm
You should be saddled
Gm
In this matrimony
A#
I now pronounce you
A#
Man wife and horses
C F
You can kiss all your money goodbye
[Chorus]
A# F
Well horse poor, horse poor
C F
I sell one she buys four more
A# F A#
Luxuries we could afford
F C F
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Outro]
F C F
Yeah, if we was rich and not horse poor
A# F
Yee-haw