Verse
C
Folks think you're rich
C
When they see you got horses
F
Well that might be true
F
If my income sources
G
Weren't eaten up
G
Every month on the boardage
G C
For all of our four-legged friends
[Verse]
C
My accountant says
C
That my funds are depleted
F
But I keep my wealth
F
Right where I can see it
G
In pastures and barns
G
And in show arenas
G C
Because of the money she spends
[Chorus]
F C
Well horse poor, horse poor
G C
I sell one she buys two more
F C F
Luxuries we could afford
C G C
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Verse]
C
Well he must have forgot
C
The show where he met me
F
He said the way I sat
F
My saddle was sexy
G
He said a cowgirl like me
G
Was worth every penny
G C
Better start making sense now my dear
[Verse]
C
You can build me a barn
C
And it better be heated
F
With a whole lotta stalls
F
And hire some kid to clean it
G
Buy me a stud
G
And smile when you feed it
G C
Cause we're just getting started 'round here
[Chorus]
F C
Well horse poor, horse poor
G C
I sell one she buys three more
F C F
Luxuries we could afford
C G C
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Instrumental Break]
C F Dm F Dm Am
[Bridge]
Am
By the power invested
Am
In me by the pony
Dm
You should be saddled
Dm
In this matrimony
F
I now pronounce you
F
Man wife and horses
G C
You can kiss all your money goodbye
[Chorus]
F C
Well horse poor, horse poor
G C
I sell one she buys four more
F C F
Luxuries we could afford
C G C
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Outro]
C G C
Yeah, if we was rich and not horse poor
F C
Yee-haw