Verse
D
Folks think you're rich
D
When they see you got horses
G
Well that might be true
G
If my income sources
A
Weren't eaten up
A
Every month on the boardage
A D
For all of our four-legged friends
[Verse]
D
My accountant says
D
That my funds are depleted
G
But I keep my wealth
G
Right where I can see it
A
In pastures and barns
A
And in show arenas
A D
Because of the money she spends
[Chorus]
G D
Well horse poor, horse poor
A D
I sell one she buys two more
G D G
Luxuries we could afford
D A D
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Verse]
D
Well he must have forgot
D
The show where he met me
G
He said the way I sat
G
My saddle was sexy
A
He said a cowgirl like me
A
Was worth every penny
A D
Better start making sense now my dear
[Verse]
D
You can build me a barn
D
And it better be heated
G
With a whole lotta stalls
G
And hire some kid to clean it
A
Buy me a stud
A
And smile when you feed it
A D
Cause we're just getting started 'round here
[Chorus]
G D
Well horse poor, horse poor
A D
I sell one she buys three more
G D G
Luxuries we could afford
D A D
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Instrumental Break]
D G Em G Em Bm
[Bridge]
Bm
By the power invested
Bm
In me by the pony
Em
You should be saddled
Em
In this matrimony
G
I now pronounce you
G
Man wife and horses
A D
You can kiss all your money goodbye
[Chorus]
G D
Well horse poor, horse poor
A D
I sell one she buys four more
G D G
Luxuries we could afford
D A D
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Outro]
D A D
Yeah, if we was rich and not horse poor
G D
Yee-haw