Verse
C#
Folks think you're rich
C#
When they see you got horses
F#
Well that might be true
F#
If my income sources
G#
Weren't eaten up
G#
Every month on the boardage
G# C#
For all of our four-legged friends
[Verse]
C#
My accountant says
C#
That my funds are depleted
F#
But I keep my wealth
F#
Right where I can see it
G#
In pastures and barns
G#
And in show arenas
G# C#
Because of the money she spends
[Chorus]
F# C#
Well horse poor, horse poor
G# C#
I sell one she buys two more
F# C# F#
Luxuries we could afford
C# G# C#
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Verse]
C#
Well he must have forgot
C#
The show where he met me
F#
He said the way I sat
F#
My saddle was sexy
G#
He said a cowgirl like me
G#
Was worth every penny
G# C#
Better start making sense now my dear
[Verse]
C#
You can build me a barn
C#
And it better be heated
F#
With a whole lotta stalls
F#
And hire some kid to clean it
G#
Buy me a stud
G#
And smile when you feed it
G# C#
Cause we're just getting started 'round here
[Chorus]
F# C#
Well horse poor, horse poor
G# C#
I sell one she buys three more
F# C# F#
Luxuries we could afford
C# G# C#
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Instrumental Break]
C# F# D#m F# D#m A#m
[Bridge]
A#m
By the power invested
A#m
In me by the pony
D#m
You should be saddled
D#m
In this matrimony
F#
I now pronounce you
F#
Man wife and horses
G# C#
You can kiss all your money goodbye
[Chorus]
F# C#
Well horse poor, horse poor
G# C#
I sell one she buys four more
F# C# F#
Luxuries we could afford
C# G# C#
If we was rich and not horse poor
[Outro]
C# G# C#
Yeah, if we was rich and not horse poor
F# C#
Yee-haw