E E6
If someone stood up in a crowd
E E6
And raised his voice up way out loud
F#m/B B7
And waved his arm and shook his leg
Bdim G7
You'd notice him
E E6
If someone in the movie show
E E6
Yelled Fire in the second row
F#m/B B7
This whole place is a powder keg
C7 E
You'd notice him
E G#m D#7/G# G#m D#7/G#
And even without clucking like a hen
G#m D#7/G# G#m D#7/G#
Everyone gets noticed now and then
B/F# F#7 B/F#
Unless of course that personage should be
F#7/C# F#7/B B7
Invisible inconsequential me
B7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
E
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
B7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
C7 B7 E
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
B7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
E
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
B7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
C7 B7 E
And never know I'm there
E E6
Suppose you was a little cat
E E6
Residin' in a person's flat
F#m/B B7
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears
Bdim G7
You'd notice him
E E6
Suppose you was a woman wed
E E6
And sleepin' in a double bed
F#m/B B7
Beside one man for seven years
C7 E
You'd notice him
G#m D#7/G# G#m D#7/G#
C# human being's made of more than air
G#m D#7/G# G#m D#7/G#
With all that bulk you're bound to see him there
B/F# F#7 B/F#
Unless that human bein' next to you
F#7/C#
Is unimpressive undistinguished
B7 Adim B7
You know who
D7
[whistle]
G
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
D7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
D#7 D7 G
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
E7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
A
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
E7
Cause you can walk right by me
Look right through me
C7 E7 F#m
And never know I'm there
A/E E7sus4 C7 Am F7 A
Never even know I'm there
Hope I didn't take up too much of your time