B B6
If someone stood up in a crowd
B B6
And raised his voice up way out loud
C#m/F# F#7
And waved his arm and shook his leg
F#dim G7
You'd notice him
B B6
If someone in the movie show
B B6
Yelled Fire in the second row
C#m/F# F#7
This whole place is a powder keg
G7 B
You'd notice him
B D#m A#7/D# D#m A#7/D#
And even without clucking like a hen
D#m A#7/D# D#m A#7/D#
Everyone gets noticed now and then
F#/C# C#7 F#/C#
Unless of course that personage should be
C#7/G# C#7/F# F#7
Invisible inconsequential me
F#7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
B
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
F#7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
G7 F#7 B
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
F#7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
B
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
F#7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
G7 F#7 B
And never know I'm there
B B6
Suppose you was a little cat
B B6
Residin' in a person's flat
C#m/F# F#7
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears
F#dim G7
You'd notice him
B B6
Suppose you was a woman wed
B B6
And sleepin' in a double bed
C#m/F# F#7
Beside one man for seven years
G7 B
You'd notice him
D#m A#7/D# D#m A#7/D#
G# human being's made of more than air
D#m A#7/D# D#m A#7/D#
With all that bulk you're bound to see him there
F#/C# C#7 F#/C#
Unless that human bein' next to you
C#7/G#
Is unimpressive undistinguished
F#7 Adim F#7
You know who
A7
[whistle]
D
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
A7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
A#7 A7 D
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
B7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
E
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
B7
Cause you can walk right by me
Look right through me
G7 B7 C#m
And never know I'm there
E/B B7sus4 C7 Em C7 E
Never even know I'm there
Hope I didn't take up too much of your time