A# A#6
If someone stood up in a crowd
A# A#6
And raised his voice up way out loud
Cm/F F7
And waved his arm and shook his leg
Fdim G7
You'd notice him
A# A#6
If someone in the movie show
A# A#6
Yelled Fire in the second row
Cm/F F7
This whole place is a powder keg
Gb7 A#
You'd notice him
A# Dm A7/D Dm A7/D
And even without clucking like a hen
Dm A7/D Dm A7/D
Everyone gets noticed now and then
F/C C7 F/C
Unless of course that personage should be
C7/G C7/F F7
Invisible inconsequential me
F7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
A#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
F7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
Gb7 F7 A#
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
F7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
A#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
F7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
Gb7 F7 A#
And never know I'm there
A# A#6
Suppose you was a little cat
A# A#6
Residin' in a person's flat
Cm/F F7
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears
Fdim G7
You'd notice him
A# A#6
Suppose you was a woman wed
A# A#6
And sleepin' in a double bed
Cm/F F7
Beside one man for seven years
Gb7 A#
You'd notice him
Dm A7/D Dm A7/D
G human being's made of more than air
Dm A7/D Dm A7/D
With all that bulk you're bound to see him there
F/C C7 F/C
Unless that human bein' next to you
C7/G
Is unimpressive undistinguished
F7 Adim F7
You know who
Ab7
[whistle]
Db
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
Ab7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
A7 Ab7 Db
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
A#7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
D#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
A#7
Cause you can walk right by me
Look right through me
Gb7 A#7 Cm
And never know I'm there
D#/A# A#7sus4 C7 D#m Cb7 D#
Never even know I'm there
Hope I didn't take up too much of your time