F# F#6
If someone stood up in a crowd
F# F#6
And raised his voice up way out loud
G#m/C# C#7
And waved his arm and shook his leg
C#dim G7
You'd notice him
F# F#6
If someone in the movie show
F# F#6
Yelled Fire in the second row
G#m/C# C#7
This whole place is a powder keg
D7 F#
You'd notice him
F# A#m F7/A# A#m F7/A#
And even without clucking like a hen
A#m F7/A# A#m F7/A#
Everyone gets noticed now and then
C#/G# G#7 C#/G#
Unless of course that personage should be
G#7/D# G#7/C# C#7
Invisible inconsequential me
C#7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
F#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
C#7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
D7 C#7 F#
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
C#7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
F#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
C#7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
D7 C#7 F#
And never know I'm there
F# F#6
Suppose you was a little cat
F# F#6
Residin' in a person's flat
G#m/C# C#7
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears
C#dim G7
You'd notice him
F# F#6
Suppose you was a woman wed
F# F#6
And sleepin' in a double bed
G#m/C# C#7
Beside one man for seven years
D7 F#
You'd notice him
A#m F7/A# A#m F7/A#
D# human being's made of more than air
A#m F7/A# A#m F7/A#
With all that bulk you're bound to see him there
C#/G# G#7 C#/G#
Unless that human bein' next to you
G#7/D#
Is unimpressive undistinguished
C#7 Adim C#7
You know who
Fb7
[whistle]
A
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
Fb7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
F7 Fb7 A
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
F#7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
B
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
F#7
Cause you can walk right by me
Look right through me
D7 F#7 G#m
And never know I'm there
B/F# F#7sus4 C7 Bm G7 B
Never even know I'm there
Hope I didn't take up too much of your time