G G6
If someone stood up in a crowd
G G6
And raised his voice up way out loud
Am/D D7
And waved his arm and shook his leg
Ddim G7
You'd notice him
G G6
If someone in the movie show
G G6
Yelled Fire in the second row
Am/D D7
This whole place is a powder keg
Eb7 G
You'd notice him
G Bm F#7/B Bm F#7/B
And even without clucking like a hen
Bm F#7/B Bm F#7/B
Everyone gets noticed now and then
D/A A7 D/A
Unless of course that personage should be
A7/E A7/D D7
Invisible inconsequential me
D7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
G
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
D7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
Eb7 D7 G
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
D7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
G
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
D7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
Eb7 D7 G
And never know I'm there
G G6
Suppose you was a little cat
G G6
Residin' in a person's flat
Am/D D7
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears
Ddim G7
You'd notice him
G G6
Suppose you was a woman wed
G G6
And sleepin' in a double bed
Am/D D7
Beside one man for seven years
Eb7 G
You'd notice him
Bm F#7/B Bm F#7/B
E human being's made of more than air
Bm F#7/B Bm F#7/B
With all that bulk you're bound to see him there
D/A A7 D/A
Unless that human bein' next to you
A7/E
Is unimpressive undistinguished
D7 Adim D7
You know who
F7
[whistle]
A#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
F7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
F#7 F7 A#
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
G7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
C
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
G7
Cause you can walk right by me
Look right through me
Eb7 G7 Am
And never know I'm there
C/G G7sus4 C7 Cm Ab7 C
Never even know I'm there
Hope I didn't take up too much of your time